"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday"
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave"
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post"
Subject: Funny letters 
Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:34 pm